Friday funnies from the bar
Friday afternoon at LC4. There are many people here at the bar. And that means that there will invariably be plenty of socially questionable and inappropriate comments and behavior. So let’s go around the room …
The 20-something Asian gentleman wearing a shirt that looks like it was stolen out of Dale Evans wardrobe who has been checking out his waitresses legs with undisguised lust. He’s praying for mirrrored floors so he can see up her very short skirt …
His wingman is no better, since he took hairstyling tips from Justin Guarini (of Justin and Kelly fame).
There are two women sitting at the bar smoking. Unusually, they are the only two people at the bar who are working on committing suicide in public. you have to admire their generosity though as they are very courteous to one another and are blowing their smoke on other patrons. Etiquette tip girls … the two of you chose to be friends with one another. The rest of us could care less about you. Blow your smoke on each other, or better yet – just do the world a favor and go play in traffic.
Speaking of etiquette, it’s terribly inconsiderate for two people to take up a table meant for six. There are two possibilities – either they are planning to consume so much food that they will expand exponentially to fill the other four chairs or they failed restaurant etiquette 101. Looking at them … this one could go either way …
And it’s still only 5:30 pm … this promises to be quite an evening …
January 22, 2010
Posted in: Funnies, Things that Suck
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